No, I do Not Want an iPad

I am a tech writer. I write all day – every day – about technology. Today, for the first time, I honestly wish I didn’t do what I do. I am honestly so tired of having to come up with unbiased articles about the iPad. I am not impressed with the device in the least, and I’m tired of being asked repeatedly if I’m going to buy one.

NO. I DO NOT WANT AN iPAD.

Is that clear enough for you? I’ve never wanted an iPhone, nor an iPod. I don’t NEED any of them. Too many people think they “have” to have the newest devices. For example, I had one person tell me today they will die if they don’t get one right away. I asked them why they felt so strongly that it was a “must-have” item. The answer nearly made me whimper out loud… “it’s cool! and new! and everyone else wants one!”.

Seriously? Have we sunken so low as to need items, simply because they are cool? What ever happened to needing an item because it would help us be more efficient and productive? Where do our brains go every time something cool looking is introduced into the marketplace?

In my eyes, the iPad is nothing more than a cross between an iPod and an eBook reader. I prefer to actually go to the library and check out books I can curl up in bed with and hold in my hands. I cannot read them on some tiny-assed screen. I don’t see a need for an iPod, either. I have music on my computer, on the television and on the radio. Yes, I know I could get Apps. Whoopie! I can do the very same things right here on my TouchSmart, as well.

The funny thing is that I’m not some anti-Apple person. I applaud Apple for many things that they have come out with. I don’t believe the iPad is worth clapping over, that’s all. There’s no SD Card slot. How huge of an oversight is that? There’s no Flash capability… which is going to turn off a LOT of people, mark my words.

I guess my biggest gripe today is simply the fact that people don’t seem to care anymore if a device will fit their needs, and be right for them. Too often, consumers simply see the next big thing, and have to have it. In this economy, is that really such a good idea people?